Sage Halloween teacher T-shirt with owl design and the words Witching You Would Read the Directions.

Witching You Would Read the Directions Halloween Teacher T-Shirt

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Sage Halloween teacher T-shirt with owl design and the words Witching You Would Read the Directions.
  • Sage Halloween teacher T-shirt with owl design and the words Witching You Would Read the Directions.
  • A woman modeling an olive green graphic t-shirt in a classroom setting. The t-shirt features a cartoon owl wearing glasses and a witch hat, reading a book, with the text 'WITCHING YOU WOULD READ THE DIRECTIONS' in orange, yellow, and purple lettering.
  • An 'Available Colors' color options chart showing six short-sleeve graphic t-shirts with the text 'WITCHING YOU WANDERERS DIRECTIONS' and an owl illustration. The shirts are shown in Pistachio (yellow-green), Heather Military Green (olive green), Sage (light green), Stone Blue (light blue), Heather Radiant Orchid (pink), and Paragon (mauve), each labeled with its name underneath.
  • A sage green crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic of an owl wearing a witch hat and holding a map, with the text 'WITCHING YOU WOULD READ THE DIRECTIONS' in orange and purple lettering.
  • Sage Halloween teacher T-shirt with owl design and the words Witching You Would Read the Directions.
  • A woman modeling an olive green graphic t-shirt in a classroom setting. The t-shirt features a cartoon owl wearing glasses and a witch hat, reading a book, with the text 'WITCHING YOU WOULD READ THE DIRECTIONS' in orange, yellow, and purple lettering.
  • An 'Available Colors' color options chart showing six short-sleeve graphic t-shirts with the text 'WITCHING YOU WANDERERS DIRECTIONS' and an owl illustration. The shirts are shown in Pistachio (yellow-green), Heather Military Green (olive green), Sage (light green), Stone Blue (light blue), Heather Radiant Orchid (pink), and Paragon (mauve), each labeled with its name underneath.
  • A sage green crewneck t-shirt featuring a graphic of an owl wearing a witch hat and holding a map, with the text 'WITCHING YOU WOULD READ THE DIRECTIONS' in orange and purple lettering.
Witching You Would Read the Directions Halloween Teacher T-Shirt

Witching You Would Read the Directions Halloween Teacher T-Shirt

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Somewhere, right now, a teacher is explaining something that is already written directly in front of everybody.

This owl has reached her limit.

Between the glasses, the witch hat, the pencil, and the paper she is very clearly holding, she has done everything short of personally escorting everyone through the directions one word at a time.

She is not yelling. She is not panicking. She is simply staring over those glasses with the weary confidence of someone who knows the answer to the next question is already on the page.

This one belongs to the Halloween Teacher Collection, where the magic is questionable, the patience is limited, and the directions are still right there.

Every design has a backstory. This one is for the teachers who have said “read the directions” so many times it has basically become a spell.

Design text: Witching You Would Read the Directions

Great for: Teachers, librarians, ELA teachers, special education teachers, paraprofessionals, school staff, Halloween lovers, owl lovers, and anyone who has ever pointed silently at the directions instead of explaining them again.

Shirt details: Soft, lightweight unisex crew neck tee with a comfortable everyday fit.

Fit note: Unisex sizing. Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit or size down for a closer fit.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the design.

Original design by Blakasso Designs. All artwork and designs are the property of Blakasso Designs. All rights reserved.

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Width, in 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00
Length, in 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00
Sleeve length, in 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

 

 
 



EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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