My Therapist Said I Need a Hobby Raccoon T-Shirt

Madelynn took that under advisement.

Some people take up knitting. Some try yoga. Madelynn apparently chose poison gardening, which feels less like self care and more like a warning label with dirt under its nails. Between the foxglove, the questionable little gardening manual, the hazard sign, and the Aqua Tofana Garden Club flag, she seems to have committed to the assignment with more enthusiasm than anyone expected.

She’s not cheerful about it. She’s not inspirational. She’s just found something productive to do with her irritation, and frankly, that may be growth.

This one belongs to the Raccoon Council, where hobbies are encouraged and follow up questions are strongly discouraged.

Every design has a backstory. This one is for the people who were told to find a healthy outlet and may have interpreted the assignment a little creatively.

Design text: My therapist said I need a hobby.

Great for: Raccoon lovers, gardeners, introverts, dark humor fans, plant people, true crime readers, poison garden enthusiasts, and anyone whose hobbies occasionally concern the people around them.

Shirt details: Soft, lightweight unisex crew neck tee with a comfortable everyday fit.

Fit note: Unisex sizing. Choose your usual size for a relaxed fit or size down for a closer fit.

Care instructions: Machine wash cold, inside out, with like colors. Tumble dry low or hang dry. Do not iron directly over the design.

Original design by Blakasso Designs. All artwork and designs are the property of Blakasso Designs. All rights reserved.