Feral...Govern Yourself Accordingly | Raccoon Graphic Tee
Feral...Govern Yourself Accordingly | Raccoon Graphic Tee
Some situations are already a dumpster fire. This raccoon is simply standing nearby and adjusting her expectations accordingly.
This whimsical raccoon graphic tee features one deeply unimpressed raccoon standing in front of a fully involved dumpster beneath the words “Feral...Govern Yourself Accordingly.” Arms crossed, patience depleted, and absolutely no intention of getting involved in a mess she did not create.
It is for anyone who has learned the difference between helping and volunteering to become part of the problem. Sometimes the healthiest response to chaos is recognizing it, maintaining a safe distance, and allowing other people to experience the natural consequences of their decisions.
Perfect for boundary setters, burned out humans, teachers, coworkers, recovering people pleasers, raccoon lovers, and anyone who has finally realized that not every emergency requires their participation.
Wear it for casual days, errands, work, family gatherings, girls trips, coffee runs, or any occasion where things appear to be going spectacularly wrong and you have wisely decided not to intervene.
A thoughtful gift for the friend who has stopped fixing everybody else's problems, the coworker who has seen enough, or anyone who can spot a dumpster fire and resist the urge to climb inside.
Every design has a backstory. This one saw the dumpster fire and chose not to become part of it.
Design text: Feral...Govern Yourself Accordingly
Great for:
Raccoon lovers
Boundary setters
Recovering people pleasers
Burned out humans
Teachers and coworkers
Fans of dry humor
Anyone staying out of other people's mess
Shirt Details
This design is printed on a unisex Gildan Softstyle tee. It offers a classic fit that's soft, lightweight, and comfortable for everyday wear.
Unisex Gildan Softstyle tee
Soft, lightweight ring spun cotton
Classic everyday fit
Ribbed crew neckline
Short sleeves
Printed to order
Available in selected colors
Please check the size chart before ordering. Choose your usual size for a classic fit or size up if you prefer a roomier fit.
Solid colors are 100% ring spun cotton. Heather colors contain a cotton and polyester blend.
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. Iron on low from the reverse side if needed. Avoid ironing directly over the printed design.
Original design by Blakasso Designs.
Every design has a backstory.
All artwork and designs are the intellectual property of Blakasso Designs and may not be copied, reproduced, or redistributed without permission.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean