Don't Piss Me Off Today | Maddelynn Raccoon Graphic Tee
Don't Piss Me Off Today | Maddelynn Raccoon Graphic Tee
Meet Maddelynn, the raccoon with resting bitch face, quiet anarchy energy, and absolutely no interest in being tested.
This funny raccoon design features Madelynn looking deeply unimpressed in her "I Bloom Out of Spite" shirt, worn boots, red bandana, and the unmistakable posture of someone who has already decided how this conversation is going to end. She may be a criminal analyst for the FBI, or she may be on their Top 10 list. Nobody is entirely sure, so everyone stays on her good side just in case.
Perfect for women with dry humor, strong boundaries, a legendary resting bitch face, and a very low tolerance for nonsense. If you've ever been described as intimidating until people get to know you, you've found your people.
Every design has a backstory. Govern yourself accordingly.
Shirt details:
Gildan Softstyle 64000
Soft, lightweight ring spun cotton
Comfortable unisex fit
Ribbed crew neckline
Tear away label
Printed to order
Runs true to size
For a looser fit, consider sizing up.
Solid colors are 100% ring spun cotton. Heather colors contain polyester.
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold with like colors. Tumble dry low. Do not bleach or dry clean. Iron on low from the reverse side if needed. Avoid ironing directly over the printed design.
Original design by Blakasso Designs.
Every design has a backstory.
All artwork and designs are the intellectual property of Blakasso Designs and may not be copied, reproduced, or redistributed without permission.
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 | 9.49 | 9.72 | 9.96 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean