Natural unisex tee featuring Miss Cordelia the raccoon in pearls and a pink church hat with the words “Polite on the Outside, Cussing on the Inside.”

Polite on the Outside Cussing on the Inside | Southern Raccoon Tee

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Natural unisex tee featuring Miss Cordelia the raccoon in pearls and a pink church hat with the words “Polite on the Outside, Cussing on the Inside.”
  • Natural unisex tee featuring Miss Cordelia the raccoon in pearls and a pink church hat with the words “Polite on the Outside, Cussing on the Inside.”
  • Woman wearing a sage “Polite on the Outside, Cussing on the Inside” Miss Cordelia raccoon graphic tee.
  • Close up of the Miss Cordelia raccoon design on a natural tee featuring her pink hat, pearls, cat eye glasses, and “Polite on the Outside, Cussing on the Inside” text.
  • Available shirt colors for the “Polite on the Outside, Cussing on the Inside” graphic tee by Blakasso Designs.
  • Natural unisex tee featuring Miss Cordelia the raccoon in pearls and a pink church hat with the words “Polite on the Outside, Cussing on the Inside.”
  • Woman wearing a sage “Polite on the Outside, Cussing on the Inside” Miss Cordelia raccoon graphic tee.
  • Close up of the Miss Cordelia raccoon design on a natural tee featuring her pink hat, pearls, cat eye glasses, and “Polite on the Outside, Cussing on the Inside” text.
  • Available shirt colors for the “Polite on the Outside, Cussing on the Inside” graphic tee by Blakasso Designs.
Polite on the Outside Cussing on the Inside | Southern Raccoon Tee

Polite on the Outside Cussing on the Inside | Southern Raccoon Tee

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Miss Cordelia is polite on the outside and cussing on the inside.

This funny Southern raccoon graphic tee features Miss Cordelia in her pearls, pink church hat, floral blouse, and cat eye glasses. She looks perfectly respectable, but that expression says she knows exactly what is going on and has already formed an opinion about it.

Miss Cordelia makes the best fried chicken in the county, sips sweet tea, knows everybody’s business, and says very little. She can revive a sad plant, detect foolishness on sight, and smile politely through situations that are testing every bit of her remaining patience.

Perfect for retired teachers, Southern women, gardeners, raccoon lovers, sarcastic shirt fans, and anyone who has ever maintained impeccable manners while conducting an entirely different conversation inside their head.

Wear it for casual days, errands, family gatherings, garden club, lunch with friends, or anywhere good manners may be required despite increasingly difficult circumstances.

A thoughtful gift for the woman who was raised to be polite, has seen enough to know better, and possesses both excellent manners and an extensive internal vocabulary.

Every design has a backstory. This one is keeping her thoughts to herself. For now.

Design text: Polite on the Outside, Cussing on the Inside

Great for:

• Retired teachers
• Southern women
• Gardeners and plant lovers
• Raccoon lovers
• Women with excellent manners and limited patience
• Fans of dry Southern humor
• Anyone who has mastered the polite smile

Shirt details:

• Gildan Softstyle unisex tee
• Soft, lightweight ring spun cotton
• Comfortable everyday fit
• Ribbed crew neckline
• Tear away label
• Printed to order
• Available in selected colors

For a more relaxed fit, consider sizing up.

Care instructions:

• Machine wash cold with similar colors
• Wash inside out
• Tumble dry on low heat or hang to dry
• Do not bleach
• Do not dry clean
• Do not iron directly over the design

Original design by Blakasso Designs.

Every design has a backstory.

All artwork and designs are the property of Blakasso Designs. All rights reserved.

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Width, in 16.00 18.00 20.00 22.00 24.00 26.00 28.00 30.00 32.00
Length, in 27.00 28.00 29.00 30.00 31.00 32.00 33.00 34.00 35.00
Sleeve length, in 7.99 8.23 8.50 8.74 9.02 9.25 9.49 9.72 9.96
Size tolerance, in 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50 1.50

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean

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