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She is not panicking. She is simply staring over those glasses with the weary confidence of someone who knows the answer to the next question is already on the page.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp dir=\"auto\"\u003eThis one belongs to the Halloween Teacher Collection, where the magic is questionable, the patience is limited, and the directions are still right there.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 dir=\"auto\"\u003e\u003cspan role=\"text\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEvery design has a backstory. 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