{"product_id":"the-older-i-get-the-heller-the-naw","title":"The Older I Get, the Heller the Naw T-Shirt","description":"\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe older I get, the heller the naw.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThere’s a point in a woman’s life when she starts looking around at all the crap she’s been expected to do and wonders exactly when she agreed to become everybody else’s unpaid personal assistant.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eRemember birthdays. Make appointments. Know what’s in the refrigerator. Notice what’s running low. Plan meals. Cook meals. Clean up after meals. Keep the house moving. Keep the family moving. Keep track of the details nobody else seems to notice until they haven’t been done.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThat’s the mental load. After a while, we start to feel like furniture. The kind of furniture nobody notices until it stops doing what it’s always done.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eWomen have been carrying an absolutely ridiculous share of that load for generations while being told we were simply better at those things. 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Flowers, a decorative border, a cat at the bottom, all the sweet domestic energy you’d expect from something hanging in somebody’s kitchen.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eOnly this one has had a few decades to think about things.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eAnd now it says \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eheller the naw.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eThe cat at the bottom is Jen, by the way. She’s my outside cat and has somehow spent her entire life here acting like I’m one bad mood away from a felony. I don't know what's wrong with her, but we love her anyhow. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eEvery design has a backstory. 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