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The good ones make you homesick for places that never existed.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"isSelectedEnd\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eYou finish the last page of a series and everybody else apparently expects you to just go about your day. Excuse me? I lived with those people. I worried about them. I stayed up entirely too late because of their terrible decisions. 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